~KikyoHater167

-METALHEAD--

[] Do you have long hair?
[] Do you like Beer?
[x] Have you ever been in a Moshpit?
[x]You don't believe in God?
[x] You got a Pentagram/heartogram on some clothing article etc.?
[x] You own some spikes?
[] Can you play guitar?
[x] Can you growl?
[] Do you own Boots?
[] Do you rock out?
Total X: 5

--DRAMA DORK--
[x] Ever been in a play?
[x] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?
[] More than 10 Broadway shows?
[] Have you ever been/are you in school shows?
[] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[x] Want to end up working in/for theater
[x] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
[] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!
[] Do you like the 'Sound of Music'?
[x] Did you like the Broadway show you saw?
Total X: 5

--REDNECK--
[] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[x] Do you like to get dirty?
[] Do you like country music?
[] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
[] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy videos?
[] Do you live on more than 1 acres?
Total X: 1

--GOTH--
[] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[] Is most of your clothing dark?
[x] Do you think about death often?
[] Do you want to die?
[x] Are you a social outcast?
[x] Are you pale?
[x] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[] Are you mean?
Total X: 4

-SKATER/PUNK--
[] Can you skateboard?
[x] Do you wear Skateboarding shoes?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
[x] Do you watch the x-games?
[] Do/did you have any piercings other than your ears?
[x] Do you like/wear a mohawk?
[] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[] Have you called someone a poser recently?
Total X: 4

--PREP--
[x] Do you say the word "like"?
[x] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?
[] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
[] Do you giggle a lot when you're with your friends/girlfriend/boyfriend?
[] Have/do you watch(ed) LAGUNA BEACH?
[] Do you like pop music?
[x] Do you want/have a little dog?
[x] Do you laugh a lot?
Total X: 4

--HIPPIE--
[] Is your hair long?
[] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[] Do you want to save the animals?
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[] Do you like classic rock?
[] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
[] Is your idea of fun sitting around one person playing a guitar and singing along?
[] Do you see someone playing frisbee and automatically ask to play?
Total X: 1

--GANGSTA--
[x] Do you act ghetto sometimes?
[] Do you wear do-rags?
[] Do you like rap?
[] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[] Do you like afros?
[] Have you ever said "Fo Sho"?
[] Do you like to dance?
[] Do You own 40 cd's
[] Are you colored?
total X: 1

--EMO-
[] Do you cry often?
[x] Do you wear hoodies?
[] Do you like soft music?
[] Do people not understand you?
[] Do you write your own poems?
[] Do you dye your hair red, black, or any dark color?
[] Do you cut your own hair?
[] Do you sometimes feel very lonely?
[] Is "Ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights a good song?
Total X: 1

--SURFER--
[] Do you surf?
[] Do you wear flip flops all year around?
[x] Is your hair shaggy/layered?
[] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[] Do you think the ocean is radical?
[] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[] Do you hate tourists?
Total X: 2

--GEEK--

[] Do you wear glasses?
[x] Do you get good grades?
[] Do you use an inhaler?
[] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[] Do you ever get picked on?
[] Do you look forward to going to school?
[] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x] Do you play video games?
Total X: 3

JESUS H. FUCKING POPSICLE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF EPIC OR AWESOME UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE. IT WILL LITERALLY BLAST YOUR FUCKING MIND ACROSS THE ROOM AND SHOOT YOUR BABY IN THE HEAD WITH A CURVED BULLET.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING READING THIS JOURNAL?!
GET OUT THERE RIGHT NOW AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE.
GO SEE WANTED.
DO IT.


SHIT GOHAN







pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy

Dear Rupert,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I saw the tiny head in your van, and I saw you sit on the Cookie Monster. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm sending back your military service-memory-box, but I'll keep the oil-stock shares as a memory. You should know that I get sick when I think about Eskimos.
Go to Hell,
Chelsea



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Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to DA or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!


The Note:
Dear -your partners name-
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-


The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
February- last year
March- when we were skinny dipping
April- when I was high on sesame seed
May- when I was shaving your legs
June- when you put handcuffs on me
July- when I threw up
August- When I saw the tiny head
September- when your dwarf bit me
October- When I was taking a walk
November- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with Mr and Mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- John Travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the Cookie Monster
blue- my aloe vera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your high school grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am making a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- Eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionate interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whiskey - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song titles that come up to answer each question. NO CHEATING. Well, unless it doesn't make sense at all, press next.



How does the world see me?
I Kissed a Girl -Katy Perry
The world thinks I'm gay...


Will I have a happy life?
Blue Light -Bloc Party


What do my friends really think of me?
Aeris' Theme -FFVII


Do people secretly lust after me?
When You Wish Upon A Star -Pinocchio
Haha that's mean


How can I make myself happy?
Bye Bye Bye -Miyavi
...O_O


What should I do with my life?
Yuna's Determination -FFX


Why must life be so full of pain?
Out of Control -Hoobastank


Will I ever have children?
Kekkonskiki no Uta -Miyavi
Ha it means "wedding song". How appropriate.


Will I die happy?
On Time -Only Crime
At least I know I won't be late.. o_o


What is some good advice for me?
Nice Guys Finish Last -Green Day
Haha


What is happiness?
Johanna -Sweeny Todd
Is it suggesting that I'm gay, again?


What's my favorite fetish?
Lucy Meets Mr. Tumnus -Narnia
lol I like me some faun


What is my love life like?
Jaded -Green Day
lol


What is sex with me like?
The Blitz, 1940 -Narnia
O_O oh geez


What's my mantra?
Escape -Hoobastank


What do my parents think of me?
Attack -FFX
lol


What does my best friend really think of me?
Defying Gravity -Wicked
lol Keyla thinks I'm high


What's my favorite hobby?
Battle Theme -FFVII


What's the worst thing about me?
Wedding -FFX


How will I die?
God, That's Good! -Sweeny Todd
lol death by meatpie


How does my crush/significant other feel about me?
Crisis -FFX
o_o


What is my wedding going to be like?
Grim Grinning Ghosts -Haunted Mansion
LOL


How about my honeymoon?
Evacuating London -Narnia
lol what?


Describe the last day of my life.
A Narnia Lullaby -Narnia
Yay!


Why does life suck?
My Friends -Sweeny Todd
Oh gosh. It's not true, I swear!


Why does life rule?
To the End of the Abyss -FFX
...


What will I be famous for?
Underwater Ruins -FFX
okay...

How will I be remembered?
Poor Thing -Sweeny Todd
haha


Don't know if that worked too well considering my unusually small music selection. :/

Just wanted to get that other journal off my page.



Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Type in the first answer. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Chelsea needs to be redeemed or killed off" O_O

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Chelsea looks like a real woman because she has curves and baby fat and is not skinny." ...wow.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Chelsea says Hillary would make 'better' President" it's true

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Chelsea wants a baby" *punch*

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Chelsea does more homosexual pandering" oh my o_o

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Chelsea hates the camera" these things are strangely appropriate...

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A:"Chelsea asks Sean for some drugs" he's my dealer

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A:"Chelsea goes to a Spice Girls concert" I think Google knows me too well.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A:"Chelsea likes to sew and draw" okay, seriously... that's creepy

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Chelsea eats plastic bags" They taste good with crack.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A:"Chelsea wears glittery, green trousers that sparkle as she walks!" They're my rave pants!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Chelsea was arrested for punching a cop" He tried to take my crack.